i pity you all.

because there are only three kinds of people that exist, the ones whom i pity, the ones whom i hate and the rest. and the rest includes only me and the ones not reading this blog. i pity the people who read my blog. and the people i hate read my blog, i start to pity them too.

well,

Here’s the list of some of the things I hate:

1.       Shahrukh khan. Why does he top the list? Because I hate him the most. Simple. Why do I hate him the most?  Not because he is a great man, handsome and every girl likes him. No, not because i am jealous.  Because He is not an actor, he is a hack-tor. He is like a huge chinese hard disk. It looks sweet,  original and great. But it’s just shallow, phoney and not worth more than my poodle’s panties.  But not everything is same of course. Chinese hard-disks are not ugly. And shahrukh is a man (is he? I am not sure).  My wife adores him though (hope she won’t read this L ).

2.      Justin bieber. No, little girls don’t close the tab just yet. I don’t hate Justin beiber because he is a great singer or girls just love him or I am jealous or whatever you think the reason is. Its not! Its really not, sweety! He is a faggot who will fade to the oblivion of washing machines soon. He can’t sing like a man for god’s sake!! :D ! and when you all grow up, you will realise there is nothing there..it’s blank. What? His knee and head of course.  And you will loathe yourself for listening to those songs. Mark them.

3.      Phoneys: also known as the fakes/ posers/  suckers/ shahrukhs/ politicians. I fucking hate them! Fucking wannabes and retards. They think we all are stupid and act like we don’t notice things. Fucking smug fucks. Die all poseurs!!

4.       Chetan Bhagat. I don’t hate  his fans though, I pity them. He is the rakhi sawant of writers.  And we don’t want any more rakhi sawants please! Stop reading his books. They make you dull, stupid and brain-washed. Too much of chetan bhagat can cause dick cancer, dumbness, brain-ache, vomiting and eventually painful death. Its bad and its growing. God save our country :’(

I love some things  too. Like Katy Perry (everything other than her music),  shahrukh’s wife (she is really good in bed, Cover the face, F the Base ), weed, google and boobs.

P.S. 1.is Justin bieber actually lady gaga ?     :O

2. Notsafamus  the French astrologer had predicted that the end of the world will come when Justin wins a grammy. The day is not so far I belive. Britney has won one already. :’(

Good bye beliebers and non- beliebers.

Love you all (except phoneys)